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| Thursday, 20 September 2007 | |
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Hey! Did you know that 80% of statistics are made up on the spot? Well, here's some real ones compiled from surveys distributed to 11691 University of Guelph students in 2005. 91% of all graduates will have puked due to alcohol poisoning: 35% in a Partytown bar 5% on Gordon St. 1% in one of Guelph's 10 cabs Every second in South Res.: 155 people are lighting up a joint 203 people are having sex Every second, the frosh population at UofG gains a collective 250 pounds. Each year, UofG students consume enough alcohol to fill up Guelph Lake Every weekend at Palace/Trappers... 3 pairs of tits are flashed You Shook Me All Night Long is played 17 times Summer of '69 is played 19 time Every 5 hours, a hippie writes a complaint letter to the Ontarion 85% of them are in the CSA 91% of graduates will have had a res walk-of-shame 48% will have cab-of-shame 18% will have a bus-of-shame The average UofG graduate will have consumed 20 Pizza Pizza pizzas with dip) Contrary to popular belief, only 5% of the UofG population is made aggies 33% of them wear a cowboy hat 60% of them wear a super-sized belt buckle 85% of them wear an OAC jacket daily Each day in the UofG library 43 naps are taken 28 shits are taken MSN is downloaded 350 times 2 people have sex Visible minorities account for 15% of the UofG population 65% of them may be found in the UC at any given time 84% of preppy-GAP frosh are converted into dirty-stoner grads The average graduating female will have consumed 3 kegs of beer throughout university The average graduating male will have consumed 30 kegs of beer throughout university 99.9% of graduates will have smoked a joint 10% before class 2% in the magic bus 1% in the UC or library 89% of frosh have engaged in res-cest 50% of it was hall-cest 0.08% of it was RA-cest 0.05% of Guelph students have participated in Amateur Night at the Manor 47% of students have gotten a ride withHappy-Cab 15 99% of them got to listen to ABBA with the twirling disco-ball 90% of students have eaten at Sun-Sun's 20% have puked it up 9% have kept leftovers for the next morning and deeply regretted 50% of students have stolen food from UofG cafeterias 89% have stolen cafeteria dishes, cutlery, sugar, salt, picture frames couches, etc. 62% of student housing contains stolen signs 89% of them are beer-related 1 in every 4 graduates will have gotten a drunk/jay-walking/noise/parking ticket 0.002% will have gotten tasered on the street by Guelph cops Every day, 16 full buses drive by an angry bus mob 1 in every 9 UofG students has gotten kicked out of a local bar 89% of them were ce lebrating their birthday that night OH THE MEMORIES!!
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